(Image off the internet and from CartoonStock)Jon felt yesterday's post was a tad on the serious side - so today we will be silly. Silly is good sometimes. Actually, sometimes you can't really notice silly amongst all the other silliness that goes on, on the planet... This is at least (I hope) harmless silliness... and was found over at Wanderlust Scarlett's place. (And it can probably all be put down to far too much intense editing, as is going on at present.)
4 things that should go into room 101 and be removed from the face of the earth.
• Prune juice - see below
• Baked beans - see below
• Mosquitoes (she said scratching furiously)
• Fast food (which is seldom fast or food)
3 things people do that make you want to shake them violently.
• Farting in elevators
• Queue-jumping (whilst farting)
• Talking to themselves and looking vague whilst shopping (oh! oops! I do that... erm...)
2 things you find yourself moaning about.
• Mould tap dancing on the cheese, again
• The rat in the compost heap playing the bagpipes at midnight (mind you, he may have been at the prune juice - it's hard to tell...)
1 thing the above answers tell you about yourself.
• I've been taking life too seriously, have smoked my socks (and I was wondering why I had so many stray socks...) and am now paying for my sins with a dose of inanity... or is that insanity...
I will attempt to be more serious again tomorrow - or perhaps not.
You've lost it, you have.
And you would know, would you?
As a keen of observer or humanity I would most certainly know.
Well, yes, I suppose you're probably right, after all, here I am having a conversation with a five foot four alien chicken - who probably doesn't exist anywhere else other than in my imagination.
Ba-kaaaak! Take that back!
No.
Now!
Make me! (oh oops, shouldn't have said that, should not have said that...)
Right!
Oooooooooooowwwwwwwwww! Atyllah, stop it! Ouch! Okay, I take it back, I take it back! Owwweeeeeeeee!
Ba-kaaaak! Ha! Humans can't take them anywhere, can't expect sanity. Mad, all of you, completely clucking mad! Ba-kaaaaaak!
Hmmm, she seems to have disappeared, so I will add one more item to things I find myself moaning about.... talking, interfering chickens!
I heard that!
Ooops! Gotta go! Aiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
19 comments:
What a mean chicken! Atyllah, you rant on and on(One of the reasons I like you) about how inhumane and looney we humans are yet I hear tell of you scratching and generally abuseing good ol' Absolute Vanilla. That and you both share a brain or so I'm led to believe. So, give it up! Why so mean towards us humans, huh? Huh?
3 things people do which you makes you want to shake them violently
1. People who keep others waiting. It really acts on my nerve.
2. When people dont respond with the same amount of passion as I do in a thing.
3. bad smelling breath
Loved it, I'd put marmite in room 101!
I wasn't criticising your seriousness yesterday, I was marvelling at mine own brought on by your insightful post!!!:-)
I can be such a lickspittle when I need to! :-)
Brian, Atyllah says: Do you really want me to answer that? Really, really? Huh? Huh?
Vanilla says: Same brain - no way!
Ah yes, Rambler, keeping others waiting, now that can be deeply irritating. Of course, one could always retaliate...
;-)
Erm, Jon, wozza lickspittle? Sounds rude.
And stop being so horrid to poor Marmite - Mar might get you back...
Oh dear, I evidently forgot my medication today... Sigh...
Aty, you are being a bit mean to Abvan. If you want to attack anyone attack that mean Jon m who wants to marmite in room 101! The shame of it!
Spiders should be put in room 101 too. And cars. And noisy people. And stupid people who drop litter everywhere. And...
I'll be here till Xmas if I carry on.
Seems to me like violently shaking someone for a flatulent infraction is only going to make things worse.
Kashgar, you and Vanilla are invited to visit my lion's den, The Literary Lion of Lyon. My mate Sophia has delivered our first cubs. Yes, twins!
Roary ^..^ we have two ^..^
P.S. That hen just pecked me and said, "Ba-kaaaakkkk!" Okay, Atyllah, you can visit as well, but please please don't peck the lion cubs.
Atyllah says: What? Me being mean to Vanilla? You think so? Oh good!
Vanilla says: I really don't know what's got into Atyllah - maybe she's premenstrual. (Do chickens get premenstrual? Or is it pre-eggstrual?) I went and checked the place she used to blog. I know she had attitude but I didn't think she was just downright horrid. I think it's time for some negotiations.
Atyllah says: I don't negotiate. Now pass the corn.
Vanilla sighs and whispers: I think it's time to medicate that corn...
Yes, well that's the trouble, isn't it, Marie - once started one can get on quite a roll.
Gosh Maht - I think you may have a point. Remind me not to going trampolining again after eating Tuscan bean stew. No wonder people keep giving me such evil looks...
Roary, I will pop over right away - and I'll tape the chicken's beak before I visit.
Oh no, you won't! But I promise not to peck the cubs, well not unless they bite me first.
What a lovely piece of humour:-) Now, l must get back to mine...
Thanks Cleopantha - sometimes we just need to laugh, especially at ourselves :-)
Ah, good to see a burst of Atyllah! You, Ab Van seem to be an amalgam of Atyllah, Granny and your late lamented aunt - great read!
How are the vampires coming on?
Ah Wilf - you've outed me! What can I say, I'm multifaceted :-)
Eek, don't talk to me about vampires -they're scaring me something horrible and I'm having to sleep with garlic around the bed. Keeps all sorts away...
Vanilla & Atyllah,
Oh my gosh... laughed hysterically (that goes hand in hand with insanity), and quite enjoyed that.
Fabulous list. I have to agree with all of the above. Some of them twice.
...and, just a thought, but shouldn't it be preWOMENstrual? I mean, lets be biologically correct here.
MOON TOPPLES - you have a valid and hilarious point. I'm trying to maintain composure here at my desk and you just made me ruin my cover. Thank you!
Scarlett & Viaggiatore
Hysteria sometimes works very well around here... Especially when one is being chased by an alien chicken...
And, erm, yes, technically it should be prewomenstrual. Just like if the world was really fair there'd be a machine called a testictogram, which does for men what mammograms do for women...
All hail Atyllah, Ribbit!!!
The creator has given us a savior...
You know what? There's a great advantage in being a five foot four alien chicken. You're big enough to knock some sense into all those stupid humans. Me, I put a flipper wrong and I'll get trodden on without so much as a second thought. Someone will just end up saying, god, what the hell was that I've just stepped in?
Froggy
Atyallah says: Hello there Froggy - thank you for the salutations. I've been trying to knock sense into humans for nearly a year now but I fear it's a losing battle. I'm thinking of suggesting to High Command that they send Granny Were back (y'know, my werechicken gran'ma) - she always managed to have an effect, especially at full moon...
Vanilla says: Froggy we aren't all that bad. I find myself constantly rescuing frogs, toads, lizards, geckos and any number of creatures... But I will also confess I'm inclined to agree with you and Atyllah on the subject of humans. We're a rather disappointing species aren't we.
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